10. Addicted to online photos of Porsches.
9. “Irritable? Hell, no. Bug off!”
8. You no longer take off your shirt in front of your dog.
7. You know what ED stands for.
6. A triple bogey is no big deal.
5. The mirror, as far as you’re concerned, is a liar.
4. Low T feels like No T.
3. You used to be able to clean and jerk the lawn mower.
2. You quit watching “The Real Housewives of Paradise Valley.”
1. You’re wife called you a bitch.