Things to do while watching the Super Bowl: Rose Law Group Report’s Top 10

10. Practice saying Minny-so-tuh

9. Take a glance at the game in between new commercials

8. Look closely to see if Justin Timberlake exposes his nipple

7. If watching outside, use the Arizona Cardinals tailgate chair and table set

6. Practice saying Coach Belly-chick

5. Place a bet on how many times announcers will refer to “Brady’s model wife.”

4. Place a bet on how many times announcers will refer to the radio announcer who called Brady’s kid a “little pi**ant!”

3. If Patriots are 13 points behind with 1 minute left, call Vegas quickly and put your life savings on the Patriots to win.

2 If Eagles win, encourage U of A to resign Nick Fowles.

1. If you’re drunk by half-time, you’ve got plenty of time to sober up for the 2nd half.

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