10. “I’m bleeding like a stuck hog and can’t talk right now.
9. “Hello, Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office
8.Start singing “You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog.”
7.“Not here, he’s/she’s serving 6 months for assaulting a salesman.”
6. “He’ll be back from vacation in 2 weeks. Can you hold?”
5. “Congratulations, you’ve won a $50,000 fine for calling someone on the federal No Call list.”
4. “Deadbeat Dads.
3. “I’m wondering if you could repeat that for my pit bull.”
2. “In accordance with an order from the Justice Department, this call will be monitored as part of an investigation of illegal boilerplate organizations.” You may hang up to prevent being recorded.”
1. “10 . . .9. . .8. . .stand by to light it.”

[PODCAST] Jordan Rose, founder and president of Rose Law Group, guests on Building Buzz
By Building Buzz Podcast Join us in part 1 of our sixth episode talking about the East Valley! We hear from two economic development experts