By Jacob Gallagher | The Wall Street Journal
10. Unswept hair accumulates on the floor (although that mouse burrowing in the pile is diverting).
9. The only publication is a “TV Guide” with Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the cover.
8. The barber has bad listening skills, bad manners, bad breath or really bad hair.
7. You are offered a hookah.
6. The haircut-reference wall poster features short, medium and long mullets.
5. You harbor a strong suspicion that the chairs have fallen off a truck.
4. The haircut takes 4 hours.
3. The haircut takes 4 minutes.
2. The shampoo they use smells faintly of escargot.
1. The barber insists on using the tiny scissors of a Swiss army knife.
