By Phil Riske | Senior Reporter/Writer
It’s deadline time at the Arizona Capitol for lawmakers to submit their bills, several hundred of which will be dead on arrival. Here are examples of measures likely to be ignored by the speaker of the House and president of the Senate
HB 2012—Appropriations: Light, Rail Tombstone to Bisbee
HB 2333—Licensing requirements for operators of fast-food malt and shake makers
HB 2043—Regulations for adoption of pet buzzards
HB 2400—Establishing no-fly zones for non-Maricopa County legislators driving to and from the Capitol
HB 2205— Appropriations: House pickle ball court
SCR 1001—Resolution to Congress stating “Don’t screw with Arizona, you bozos.”
SB 2111—Defining what “is” is
SB 2335—Giving attorney general authority to prosecute killer bees
SB 2004—Legalizing use of bath salts for the bathtub
SB 2005—Creating ADS: Arizona’s own Daily Light Savings time: 19 minutes ahead of EST