By Kelsey Borresen | Huffpost
“I told my wife the grocery store didn’t have something she asked me to get and, for the first time ever, she believed me.”
Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between.
And somehow, the husbands and wives of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in 280 characters or fewer.
Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the last two weeks. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement.
Husband: I was thinking later we could—
Me: I have the coronavirus.1,0222:16 PM – Mar 10, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy288 people are talking about this
Me: *wakes up from nap, dazed* How long was I asleep?
Husband: Shh. Shh. It’s still 2020. Go back to sleep.3518:13 PM – Mar 17, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy72 people are talking about this
Hiring a sky writer to remind my wife about the time I emptied the dishwasher.806:15 PM – Mar 20, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy22 people are talking about this
