By Rick Reilly | The Washington Post
Rick Reilly, a former Sports Illustrated and ESPN contributor, is the author of “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump.”
I know it’s a long, long way off, but don’t you find yourself dreaming about the first thing you’ll do when this is all over?
Me, I’m going to . . .
● Put on a shirt with actual buttons
● Go find a line and stand in it
● Spin the toilet paper roll like I’m on Wheel of Fortune”
● Buy a cup of coffee, sit on a bench and drink it
● Manage to do all this while simultaneously touching my face
