The first things I’ll do when this is all over

Ellen Weinstein/for The Washington Post

By Rick Reilly | The Washington Post

Rick Reilly, a former Sports Illustrated and ESPN contributor, is the author of “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump.”

I know it’s a long, long way off, but don’t you find yourself dreaming about the first thing you’ll do when this is all over?

Me, I’m going to . . .

● Put on a shirt with actual buttons

● Go find a line and stand in it

● Spin the toilet paper roll like I’m on Wheel of Fortune”

● Buy a cup of coffee, sit on a bench and drink it

● Manage to do all this while simultaneously touching my face

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