10. I hope to live up to the teachers who inspired me — like Ms. What’s-Her-Name
9. It’s no fun saying the pledge of allegiance every day by myself
8. Honestly, I didn’t pay much attention the first time through school
7. Kids need to know the moon landing was faked
6. If I could make a difference in just one student’s life — well, that wouldn’t be a very good average
5. The glamour
4. You work long hours, but at least the pay is bad
3. Hoping to teach in an all song-and-dance high school, like on “Glee”
2. In the summer, I can watch all you losers go to the office
1. I want to help kids talk good
