Polarization has nothing to do with bears

Phil Riske

Senior Reporter/Writer

Political polarization.

Disunity. 

Chaos.

So, in the spirit of doing what I can do to melt polarization, I decided to get off my butt and take action to narrow differences that plague the American citizenry and politics.

  • I will work to prevent further melting of the Ice Cap
  • I will fuel my car with coal.
  • I will pay for any medical charges out of my own pocket.
  • I will sell all my stock out of distrust for Wall Street.
  • I will do everything possible to become a millionaire.
  • I will watch Fox News.
  • I will agree with everyone’s political and religious beliefs.
  • =I will tear down the wall separating my property from my neighbors.
  • I will pay my student loan.
  • I will not trade baseball cards with someone from China.
  • Finally, Republican motorists tend to pass on the right, Democrats on the left. If either cuts me off in traffic, I will blow them a kiss.

There, I’ll do my part. Will you?,

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