10. National bird is the Fried Chicken
9. Motto on currency reads: “You gonna finish that?”
8. Rule is divided among Prime Minister, Parliament, and a Dairy Queen
7. Flag features a steaming plate of ribs
6. Your president would never pardon a turkey
5. Official language has 50 words for “bacon”
4. You’re the only country drilling for olive oil
3. National pastime: labored breathing
2. It’s illegal to yell, “free cookies!” in a crowded theater
1. President is so fat, he’s also the Vice-President