10. “Does this mean he’s running for office?”
9. “At least he kept his mustache on”
8. “The Mayans were only a year off”
7. “Rita Moreno looks terrible”
6. “I’m going into labor” (pregnant women everywhere)
5. “I hope, at age 70, I’m that narcissistic”
4. “Sweet shades, bro”
3. “Cancel my entree”
2. “I’d tap that” (Martha Stewart only)
1. “Gerald-ewww”