9. Sip coffee and say, “Well, another new year” (after saying, “See ya next year” the night before).
8. Promise God to never drink again.
7. Check TV listings for bowl games.
6. Take some Execedrin.
5. Break down and light up a cigarette despite resolution to quit.
4. Take some more Excedrin.
3. Fall asleep watching football — snore and drool.
2. Chew on some Tums.
1. Put off the thought tax return is due in only 3½ months.