9. Surprisingly heavy Swedish accent
8. Hates bananas; Loves “Bonanza”
7. Lush coat made from stain-resistant nano-tex fabric
6. Great with faces, bad with names
5. Annoyingly eats pizza with a knife and fork
4. Boasts a faster chip and a 4G LTE Wi-Fi
3. Drives stick
2. Suffers from seasonal monkey allergies
1. Swings both ways