10. Special Men’s Room for Phoenix Suns players, where the urinals are almost 5 feet off the ground
9. Padded stadium seats printed with Frank Kushion
8. During times out and halftime, Trump speech highlights will be shown in the Jumbotron
7. Tailgate hosting by Hooters
6. Coach Graham crackers and Devil’s in the Details Beer for only $1.50
5. Small audio player that blares “Down in front, you moron”
4. Dr. Michael Crow bobbleheads to first 20,000 through the gates
3. Retractable dome should it snow
2. Dark Money luxury suites
1.Post-game on field entertainment by Guadalupe Marching Band