10. Many were mistakenly delivered to Lottery headquarters.
9. A now-fired county employee placed early ballots in boxes marked “DO NOT OPEN ‘TIL XMAS”
8. Looking for the dog that might have eaten some
7. Rather than the Grand Canyon State, Arizona would like to be called “The Cliff Hanger State.”
6. The Maricopa County’s abacus was stolen
5. Black Tuesday?
4. Letterman needed this list for his show.
3. Counters can’t find the chads
2. Sheriff Joe declared the election over.
1. Uh, oh, here comes Eric Holder.
