10. “Worst mistake since my Herman Cain tattoo”
9. “I still seem like less of a jackass than Karl Rove, right?”
8. “Why are tattoo parlors always next to bars?”
7. “The important thing is I had fun”
6. “If no one will hire me, can I still blame Obama?”
5. “Does it distract from my neck tattoo?”
4. “Mitt would’ve done the same for me”
3. “Does Obamacare cover tattoo removal?”
2. “At least now I have an excuse for not having a girlfriend”
1. “Romney can still win, right?”