10. Arizona: Keeping Utah from sliding into Mexico
9. Arizona, where cacti are people too.
8. Arizona: Bolo Tie Capital of the World
7. Come live in Arizona (and bring some water).
6. Arizona, where you can get free pizza while waiting to vote
5. Arizona: Turquoise same as cash
4. Arizona: Not quite as nutty as Texas
3. Arizona: We take our time with executions.
2. Arizona: Most Walgreens per capita
1. But it’s a dry heave.