9. “Margin of error is plus-or-minus 5000 years”
8. “Mayan word for ‘apocalypse’ very similar to Mayan word for ‘apple crisp'”
7. “Well, no apocalypse prediction — no sweet, pre-apocalypse sex”
6. “Uh, leap year?”
5. “Intern hit ‘Send’ before double-checking”
4. “Didn’t the world end when Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up?”
3. “Apoca-whoops”
2. “Well, it was pretty cold and snowy there for a few minutes, so we were kind of right”
1. “Just trying to get out of Christmas with the in-laws”