Letterman’s Top 10 for Thursday, August 23, 2012–Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying $300 Sneakers

 

10. “Are laces included?”

9.” Will I have to upgrade my socks?”

8. “May I put one shoe on layaway?”

7. “How much just for the tongues?”

6. “Foam, plastic, and string, assembled in China, for $300 — too good to be true?”

5. “What would Dr. Scholl do?”

4. “Is this the kind of excessive spending Mitt Romney is hiding on his tax returns?”

3.” Will they help me outrun my creditors?”

2. “Do I want my footwear to scream, ‘sucker!’?”

1. “Will these make me ‘LeBron’ or ‘LeBroke’?”

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