10. Do you have any prior experience sitting?
9. Do you mind being addressed as, “Hey, seat filler”?
8. Can you sit down without going “Ahhhh” and unbuttoning your pants?”
7. Any Botox allergies?
6. Please list other things you’ve filled
5. Do you sort of look like you could be famous?
4. Where do you see yourself sitting in five years?
3. Can you pretend to have fun?
2. Do you promise not to touch George Clooney?
1. Any history of ass cramps