Top Ten Fresco Restorer Excuses
10. “Should have used a Sharpie.”
9. “It was supposed to look like who?”
8. “Hey, don’t worry, that’s just the primer.”
7. “Still looks better than Christ’s driver’s license photo.”
6. “I was counting on a miracle.”
5. “If you squint — nope, still looks like a monkey.”
4. “At least I wasn’t skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee.”
3. “Uh…hiccups?”
2. “You’ve been ‘fresco’d’!”
1. “It can’t be that bad — everyone who sees it says, ‘Jesus Christ’!”