Letterman’s Top Ten for Tuesday, October 9, 2012 — Lesser-Known Christopher Columbus Discoveries


10. You don’t have to be gay to enjoy a gay cruise

9. Ferdinand and Isabella hated the nickname “Ferdabella”

8. Columbus need not outrun the cannibals; he just has to outrun you

7. Sandals Resorts have a strict “couples only” policy

6. A certain plus-sized woman named Niña didn’t appreciate seeing her name on a boat

5. Crew is more likely to eat their rations with melted cheese on top

4. There’s a rock formation near Guadalupe that looks like two people doin’ it

3. Those anti-seasickness wristbands do nothing

2. People love three-day mattress sales

1. For live shipboard entertainment, you can’t beat Regis

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