10. “Make the campaigning stop!”
9. “I hope I’m not being used as a political pawn”
8. “Don’t put my mom in a binder”
7. “This guy should not select my name”
6. “I can’t count and I know his tax plan doesn’t add up”
5. “Why did he call me a ‘freeloader’?”
4. “This guy’s squeezing me like he’ll squeeze the middle class — hey-o!”
3. “Please don’t kiss me…please don’t kiss me…”
2. “Check my diaper for an ‘October surprise'”
1. “This is worse than being circumcised”