Letterman’s Top Ten Signs Your Congressman Is A Hothead

10. Instead of “Yea” or “Nay”, always votes “Screw you”

9. He’s pushed people off actual cliffs

8. Appeared on recent “Maury” episode, “My Congressman Is A Hothead”

7. Was ordered to switch from Tea Party to decaffeinated Tea Party

6. Someone mentions the rotunda, he yells, “Are you calling me fat?!”

5. Hair is oddly matted down (sorry, that’s a sign your congressman has hat-head)

4. Always being tazed

3. Filibusters himself

2. In his official congressional portrait, he’s giving the finger

1. Even Dick Cheney thinks he’s a raging bastard

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January 3, 2013

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