Letterman’s Top Ten Things Passengers Said After Getting Off The Carnival Cruise

10. “You know, it’s not the worst Carnival Cruise I’ve taken”

9. “I loved everything about the trip except the raw sewage”

8. “I didn’t find love, but I did catch campylobacteriosis”

7. “Thanks for nothing Superman”

6. “He looks taller in films” (Oh, I’m sorry, that’s what people say getting off Tom Cruise)

5. “Maybe I’m just not a ‘cruise person'”

4. “I need a hot shower, then a lawyer”

3. “Next time, we’re taking an Italian cruise”

2. “I waited in line six hours for an onion and mayonnaise sandwich, and I’m not leaving till I get one”

1. “Damn, I missed my connecting cruise”

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