10. “You know, it’s not the worst Carnival Cruise I’ve taken”
9. “I loved everything about the trip except the raw sewage”
8. “I didn’t find love, but I did catch campylobacteriosis”
7. “Thanks for nothing Superman”
6. “He looks taller in films” (Oh, I’m sorry, that’s what people say getting off Tom Cruise)
5. “Maybe I’m just not a ‘cruise person'”
4. “I need a hot shower, then a lawyer”
3. “Next time, we’re taking an Italian cruise”
2. “I waited in line six hours for an onion and mayonnaise sandwich, and I’m not leaving till I get one”
1. “Damn, I missed my connecting cruise”
