Letterman’s Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Taking A One-Way Trip To Mars

Top 1010. “Should I run this by my wife?”

9. “Will I have to connect through Atlanta?”

8. “How’s the cell phone coverage?”

7. “Should I just let Iran send a monkey?”

6. “What exactly do you mean by ‘one-way’?”

5. “Can I get the time off from work?”

4. “This ain’t one of them Carnival Cruises, right?”

3. “Should I just eat a Mars bar?”

2. “Do I want to be the first guy not to get laid on two planets?”

1. “Am I overreacting to my first day as a news anchor?” (video of A.J. Clemente)

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