Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Watching a Bad Science Fiction Movie

10. It’s called “Journey to the Center of Chris Christie”

9. Takes place eight minutes in the future

8. It’s rated ‘R’ for brief robot nudity

7. Recreates the history of the galaxy in real time

6. Monsters don’t come out during the day or the night

5. People wear more aluminum foil than seems believable

Top 104. The entire film is home video shot by a guy riding space mountain

3. Alien villain portrayed by a spray-painted chimp

2. Introduces Darth Vader’s sister, Ruth Vader Ginsburg

1. It’s two hours of a guy polishing his phazer

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