10. “There is regular gold, there is miniature golf – how come no giant golf?”
9. “Why don’t all balls have dimples?”
8. “Does Obamacare cover the yips?”
7. “Ever get tired of Jim Nantz whispering?”
6. “Would you let President Putin hold your trophy?”
5. “How often do you slap your caddy?”
4. “Is a threesome better than a foursome?”
3. “Can you get me an autograph from PGA Honorary President Allen Wronowski?”
2. “Would you say this is my sweet spot?”
1. “Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever made bogey?”
