By Phil Riske, managing editor | Rose Law Group Reporter
It took me months to decipher all the abbreviations in my daughters’ text messages. Texting and e-mail shorthand are the way a generation younger than I communicate. So, I thought maybe it’s time we senior citizens had our own shorthand.
One of my kids offered up “Senior Texts,” as follows.
ATD: At the doctors
BFFBGU: Best friend fell but got up
BYOT: Bring your own teeth
SASM: Suffered a senior moment
IMHAO: Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO: Laughing my dentures out
OMGSIWG: Oh my god, sorry, it was gas
TTML: Talk to me louder
TBNTMMA: They better not take my Medicare away
TSVS: They’re selling Viagra soup
