Rose Law Group’s Top 10 Puns

bad-puns-are-the-best_fb_139404910. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

9. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and I can’t put it down.

8. How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.

7. Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

6. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, bit I’d never met herbivore.

5. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

4. When chemists die, they barium.

3. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

2. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? Goes back for seconds.

1. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

 

 

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