10. Why do football coaches need armed cops to escort them to and from the field?
9. Another football one: Why do players need someone to squirt water into their mouths like a mother bird feeding her chicks?
8. If something can be overwhelming, can something just be whelming?
7. Why would a company advertise a drug that “could be fatal?”
6.In a similar vein, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend (some product). What did the 10th have to say?
5. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Who are they?
4. f 15 minutes can save us 15% on our car insurance, how much could we save for 30 minutes?
3. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. What the hell does that mean?
2. What’s the difference between a bicycle?
1. Should we walk to work or take our own lunch?
