10. Live stream of Jodi Arias sleeping in cell
9. Live stream of Sheriff Joe watching Jodi Arias sleeping in cell
8. Audio, line-by-line narration of the new Arizona budget
7. Drone video of coed spring sunbathing at UofA
6. Your proof of citizenship
5. Taser trigger
4. Old Dick Tracy watch cartoons
3. New 400-character social media site for loud mouths called “@Blah Blah Blah”
2. Air bag in case your tempted to whack your own head
1. Oh, yeah, also the correct time and date