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Rose Law Group Reporter’s Top 10 New Miracle Drugs Approved by the FDA

david-beckham-e140310885117410> Trumposia: psychotropic drug that convinces the patient he/she can be president of the United States

9> Yoteseze: for heartburn caused by hockey fights

8> Jawzcreme: for shark bites

7> Peeban: for overactive bladder

6> Supercodin: for migraine headaches caused by boss (might be habit-forming)

5> Stikdisjob: used to treat addiction to Supercodin

4> Nosnot: for post-nasal drip caused by allergy to cacti

3> Dislilpigy: to treat toenail fungus

2> Ziteen: for adolescent acne

1> A-rodium: masks PED use by athletes

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