10. William Jefferson Clinton. That’s a mouthful. Where you from?
9. From Arkansas, huh? Pig sooie!
8. I saw your girlfriend Hillary last night . . . very ambitious.
7. Ask not what you can do for me.
6. Great hair, kid.
5. What do you want to be if you grow up?
4. Do I smell pot in your group?
3. Mi casa, es tu casa
2. No, you can’t sit at my desk for a photo?
1. Sorry, I’ve already named an attorney general.