10. Your realtor says, “Go on in. I’ll check some things out here.”
9. Her name is Sally Goblin.
8. She says you won’t be bothered by trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
7. The white bedspread suddenly disappears before your eyes.
6. Neighbors are making X signs with their fingers.
5. There’s a Do Not Enter sign at the opening to the attic.
4. There are photo frames on the walls, but no photos.
3. The previous owner was a woman who consulted a ouiJa board to make life decisions.
2. Someone said “Welcome,” but you don’t know who.
1. The mortgage bank you went to laughed you out of the place.
