Vanity, thy name is . . . Bruce Jenner

Jenner final copyFrom the Rose Law Group Reporter Growlery

By Phil Riske | Managing Editor

(growlery (archaic) a place to retreat to, alone, when ill-humored)

From hero to hedonist — Bruce Jenner then and now.

It’s been a long surgical road from Olympic heroism to the male version of Phyllis Diller.

So what motivates a man to think he can return his mug to its mid-20s?

I don’t know.

The wrinkles in my face could serve as a roadmap. My receding hairline goes all the way to the back of my neck. There’s enough droopy skin under my chin to make a wallet.

I don’t care. It’s me.

Jenner should take a lesson from the likes of Sean Connery and Tom Selleck.

Natural is sexy.

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