10. “What’s the big deal, I was naked the whole trip.”
9. “It was spring break; chill out.”
8. “People in the Middle East are pretty easygoing about nudity.”
7. “In my defense, I had been drinking heavily.”
6. “Trying to take the focus off Mitt Romney’s taxes.”
5. “It had been days since a congressman did something embarrassing.”
4. “It’s Obama’s fault.”
3. “Putting the ‘junk’ in ‘congressional junket.'”
2. “I can’t swim naked, but Barney Frank can walk around like this?”
1. “That’s how we party in Kansas.”
