10. Speed Limit 20 When Driving On Sidewalk
9. Warning – Watch For Falling Air Conditioner Units
8. Keep Our Neighborhood Clean-ish
7. Pants Required
6. Remember To Tip Your Hooker
5. Please Do Not Pick Up Mayor Bloomberg
4. No Urinating (Except 7am-6pm, Tuesday and Friday)
3. Hump (Dr. Phil)
2. Free Tickets to Late Show
1. You Must Be This Tall To Ride Madonna