
Letterman’s Top Ten for Friday, November 9, 2012 — Reasons I, Homer Simpson, Am Proud To Be An American
10. High obesity rates make me feel better about my body 9. Warnings on cups tell you hot things are hot 8. America has

10. High obesity rates make me feel better about my body 9. Warnings on cups tell you hot things are hot 8. America has

Two political consultants analyzed Tuesday’s election Wednesday in Arizona on KAET-TV’s “Horizon” program. Watch Stan Barnes and John Loredo react to the results.

10. Kept calling Republican candidate “Milt” Romney 9. Germophobic anchorman refused to operate touch screen 8. Viewers advised, “Actual voting results may vary” 7. After

Police: Underwear fight leads to arrest Chandler woman accused of starting fight with niece after accusing her of wearing her underwear. Also: All the news

10. Hangin’ or bangin’ 9. Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney 8. YouTube baby videos or YouTube kitty videos 7. Donating organs or hoarding organs for

By David Carr The New York Times They say you should never take on people who spill ink by the barrel, but your odds are


10. Con Edison’s “Bring Your Child To A Substation” Day 9. “Women Named Sandy” Convention 8. The “Global Warming Is A Load Of Crap” Rally

By Mike Saucier (@MikeTheSauce) After scanning tweet after tweet, week after week, I begin to notice patterns. I can’t quite pin it

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Local newspapers this week must be starved for stories. Check out these unspeakable crimes. Woman hit husband with candlestick Gilbert police: Wife stabs husband’s cell

10. “I need to settle a bet about who played ‘Potsie’” 9. “It feels like Wednesday, but it’s only Tuesday” 8. “Can you get this

By Mike Sunnucks Phoenix Business Journal The University of Phoenix was Google Inc.’s biggest advertiser during the third quarter, according to a new report. Word

RLG attorney Adam Frank says banning a ‘slippery slope’ The Arizona Republic Now that the dust has settled and the drone of ambulance sirens has

‘I banned internal e-mails for a week’ By Shayne Hughes, chief executive of Learning as Leadership Forbes “All internal e-mail is forbidden for the next

10. Your “robot” is what most people call “a clock/radio” 9. Runs on 6,000 AA batteries 8. Was featured on “America’s Most Wanted Robots” 7.

By Mike Saucier @MikeTheSauce As the national and local debates come to an end and we wind down a highly-charged week

Trick-or-Treat at Rawhide!!! Who: Calling all Trick-or-Treaters What: With Halloween right around the corner and kids in search of sweets, RAWHIDE is the

10. “Make the campaigning stop!” 9. “I hope I’m not being used as a political pawn” 8. “Don’t put my mom in a binder” 7.
Casa Grande Dispatch A year and $6.9 million later, Central Arizona College’s Don P. Pence Center for the Visual and Performing Arts opens to the

By Catherine Crook The Arizona Republic More than 500 skydivers will descend on Eloy this week for the world’s largest annual skydiving competition, described as

10. George H.W. Bush admitting that he’s the father of George W. Bush 9. Jimmy Carter’s confession that he’s cheated at Scrabble ‘in his heart’

10. You think ‘Benghazi’ is that bald guy who played Gandhi 9. Always refer to the United Nations as ‘The UN’ 8. Promise that on

He was a man of tremendous wisdom and passion who always fought for what he believed in … regardless of the cost. Look for the
(Did they crash the car into their house or did they leave their crashed car, walk home, then die?)

By Mina Kimes CNN Money (Fortune) — Neal Smith, the former drummer for the rock band Alice Cooper, flipped his first house in the early
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By Jakob Thorington | State Affairs The chairman of the Joint Legislative Audit Committee said Monday it may be time to allow the State Land

By Charles Borla , Gabriela Rico | Tucson.com A “middle housing” plan supported by city staffers is set to alter the type of housing that

By Howard Fischer | Arizona Capitol Times Key Points: It probably comes as no surprise, but once again the fastest-growing communities in Arizona are on