Letterman’s Top Ten — Little-Known Facts About Paul Ryan

 

10. He’s only the 23rd white guy to become Republican Vice-Presidential nominee

9. Was runner-up on season 3 of “The Bachelorette”

8. Always shampoos once, conditions twice

7. Got his start in Congress as John Boehner’s tanning boy

6. Claims to be “a lady in the street, but a freak in the sheets”

5. Like the rest of America, wonders what Romney is hiding in his tax returns

4. Has a good feeling about this Jennifer Aniston marriage working out

3. Eats nothing but plants, berries, and small turtles

2. Even before working at Oscar Mayer, had reputation for “driving the Weinermobile”

1. Born in Kenya

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