10. Your “robot” is what most people call “a clock/radio”
9. Runs on 6,000 AA batteries
8. Was featured on “America’s Most Wanted Robots”
7. Always giving hate-filled rants against C3PO’s right to marry
6. You don’t have a robot, you just have a hard time pronouncing then name “Robert”
5. No “on” switch
4. The Jetsons’ robot: Rosie; Your robot: Pete Rosie
3. Not made by apple; Actually made of apples
2. Your robot’s sole function is to destroy the robot hall of fame
1. He’s stiffer than Mitt