Letterman’s Top Ten for Saturday, October 27, 2012 — Signs Your Robot Won’t Be Inducted Into the Robot Hall of Fame

10. Your “robot” is what most people call “a clock/radio”

9. Runs on 6,000 AA batteries

8. Was featured on “America’s Most Wanted Robots”

7. Always giving hate-filled rants against C3PO’s right to marry

6. You don’t have a robot, you just have a hard time pronouncing then name “Robert”

5. No “on” switch

4. The Jetsons’ robot: Rosie; Your robot: Pete Rosie

3. Not made by apple; Actually made of apples

2. Your robot’s sole function is to destroy the robot hall of fame

1. He’s stiffer than Mitt

 

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