10. You fear heights, loud noises, air travel, and enclosed spaces
9. You insist on wearing a cape
8. By day, you work at a hardware store; by night, you work another shift at the hardware store
7. Everyone knows you can’t swim
6. Your only gadget: cufflinks that shoot smaller cufflinks
5. E-mail address is spyguy26@cia.gov
4. 10pm, enter foreign country; 10:05on, executed for espionage
3. Insist on being paid in hugs
2. Ex-girlfriends call you “003 1/2”
1. Only have a learner’s-permit-to-kill