Rose Law Group Reporter Gripe of the Week
This week’s gripe is about the blatant discrimination against cats.
Dogs are called “Man’s best friend?” Pundits say if your want a friend in Washington, D.C., get a dog. Dog lovers say that if you call a dog, Fido will come running, but if you call a cat, you’ll be told to leave a message.
David Letterman’s Top 10 this week featured an IQ test for dogs:
10. Did you eat the dishtowel? 9. If a car is moving at 30 mph and you chase it at 15 mph, how soon will you catch it? 8. Sit 7. What is it, boy, trouble at the mill?
6. Kibbles, bits, or none of the above? 5. Paw? 4. Conjugate “woof” 3. Who’s a good doggie? 2. Summarize the advantage of licking yourself 1. Can you parallel park a car? (video of dog driving a car)
Demanding equal time, your Gripe Editor has come up with an IQ test for cats. You be the judge.
10. Give the definitions for lion and lyin’.
9. Tell us about your Uncle Feral.
8. I see you’ve made a sweater out of your hairballs.
7. Why are you not allergic to people?
6. Why is it you’re always on the wrong side of the door?
5. Why is a brothel called a “cat house?”
4. How many athletic teams have cat mascots?
3. Can you tell us the chemical makeup of kitty litter?
2. Tell us why it’s rude to poop in the park.
1. Would you be game for a match with a dog on “Jeopardy?”
