10. “When was my last tetanus shot?”
9. “Would it be easier to FedEx the monkey?”
8. “Why didn’t I think of this sooner?”
7. “Should I take my monkey out of school for this?”
6. “Are we visiting countries that consider monkey a delicacy?”
5. “Isn’t this the premise of every disease-outbreak movie?”
4. “Will other travelers mind the smell of monkey?”
3. “Should my monkey and I just take a staycation?”
2. “Do I have my monkey’s allergy medicine?”
1. “Germany is welcoming to monkeys, right?”