10. Take off your clothes and sit on the examining table
9. Good news — you earned enough to co-sign my mortgage!
8. My client Wesley Snipes said prison wasn’t so bad
7. Would you like to touch my rubber thumb?
6. I’m faxing over your 1099 form right now
5. Care to make a tax-deductible donation to the Taliban?
4. Give me fifty bucks — I’ll make your taxes disappear
3. Do you have someplace to stay until things blow over?
2. Ignore the blood stains
1. Ey, Nice W-2s