10. “I’m gonna need more than one air sickness bag.”
9. “I’ve been watching you sleep.”
8. “1,894 miles to go… 1,893 miles to go… 1892 miles to go.”
7. “Technically, I’m supposed to be piloting this thing.”
6. “If you say ‘Boeing’ enough times, it begins to sound like your bouncing: ‘Boeing’, ‘Boeing’, ‘Boeing’…”
5. “Now that I think about it, I definitely didn’t pack my own bag.”
4. “Sardine?”
3. “Excuse me for a minute while I light my underpants.”
2. “The last time I flew, I had to be restrained.”
1. “Am I squeezing your leg too hard?”
