10. “All done, Fatso!”
9. “You’re alive?!
8. “Open your mouth and say ‘Moooo!'”
7. “We didn’t have to, but I shaved you”
6. “When we opened you up, it was like a Golden Corral”
5. “If you experience any discomfort keep it to yourself”
4. “I went ahead and added the gastric suspenders”
3. “You’re beautiful when you’re unconscious”
2. “And now the easy part: diet and exercise”
1. “Your gender reassignment was a success”
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