Letterman’s Top Ten for Friday, November 16, 2012 — Mitt Romney Scapegoats
10. The ancient Sumarians who invented arithmetic 9. Properly functioning voting machines 8. People unwilling to get a Romney/Ryan face tattoo 7. Actual goats 6.
10. The ancient Sumarians who invented arithmetic 9. Properly functioning voting machines 8. People unwilling to get a Romney/Ryan face tattoo 7. Actual goats 6.
By Mike Saucier @MikeTheSauce This was the week the election hangover subsided and the march toward the holidays began in earnest.
Interior Secretary Ken Salazar apologized Wednesday for threatening to punch a reporter who asked him about problems with the government’s wild horse program, various news
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10. “Worst mistake since my Herman Cain tattoo” 9. “I still seem like less of a jackass than Karl Rove, right?” 8. “Why are tattoo
10. Anti-depressant Tang 9. 105-Hour Energy 8. Tab with Nicotine 7. Non-snooty Perrier 6. Gatoroid: Steroid-enriched Gatorade 5. Orange soda that tastes like grape soda
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10. You fear heights, loud noises, air travel, and enclosed spaces 9. You insist on wearing a cape 8. By day, you work at a
10. High obesity rates make me feel better about my body 9. Warnings on cups tell you hot things are hot 8. America has
Two political consultants analyzed Tuesday’s election Wednesday in Arizona on KAET-TV’s “Horizon” program. Watch Stan Barnes and John Loredo react to the results.
10. Kept calling Republican candidate “Milt” Romney 9. Germophobic anchorman refused to operate touch screen 8. Viewers advised, “Actual voting results may vary” 7. After
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10. Hangin’ or bangin’ 9. Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney 8. YouTube baby videos or YouTube kitty videos 7. Donating organs or hoarding organs for
By David Carr The New York Times They say you should never take on people who spill ink by the barrel, but your odds are
10. Con Edison’s “Bring Your Child To A Substation” Day 9. “Women Named Sandy” Convention 8. The “Global Warming Is A Load Of Crap” Rally
By Mike Saucier (@MikeTheSauce) After scanning tweet after tweet, week after week, I begin to notice patterns. I can’t quite pin it
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10. “I need to settle a bet about who played ‘Potsie’” 9. “It feels like Wednesday, but it’s only Tuesday” 8. “Can you get this
By Mike Sunnucks Phoenix Business Journal The University of Phoenix was Google Inc.’s biggest advertiser during the third quarter, according to a new report. Word
RLG attorney Adam Frank says banning a ‘slippery slope’ The Arizona Republic Now that the dust has settled and the drone of ambulance sirens has
‘I banned internal e-mails for a week’ By Shayne Hughes, chief executive of Learning as Leadership Forbes “All internal e-mail is forbidden for the next
10. Your “robot” is what most people call “a clock/radio” 9. Runs on 6,000 AA batteries 8. Was featured on “America’s Most Wanted Robots” 7.
By Mike Saucier @MikeTheSauce As the national and local debates come to an end and we wind down a highly-charged week
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By Mark Carlisle | Daily Independent The NPHX Church at Central and Montebello avenues in Phoenix is planning to use 10.3 acres on the south
By Jerod MacDonald-Evoy | AZ Mirror Someone tried to burn down a Surprise warehouse that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to turn into a
By AZ Mirror A Republican lawmaker chastised Democrats on Monday for voting against increased funding for school voucher oversight, something that they’ve demanded for years.