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Rose Law Group Top 10 Things Lawmakers Want to Legalize

Posted by   /  March 24, 2017  /  Government and Politics, Off-Beat News, Rose Law Group  /  No Comments

A bill in the Arizona Legislature calls for legalization of all illicit drugs. So, we thought we’d reveal other legalizations they would like. 10. Democrats want left turn on red legal 9. Riding camels in the HOV lane 8. Smoking during meetings of the Arizona Corporation Commission 7. Doing the public’s business in public restrooms […]

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Rose Law Group Photo Caption Contest: Teenage eye roll

Posted by   /  March 17, 2017  /  Off-Beat News, PHOTOS/CARTOONS, Rose Law Group  /  No Comments

On occasion, we will publish the results of a photo caption contest being held internally at Rose Law Group. Here is today’s photo: And the winners are: First Place: Keith Walther: “Family movie night is ruined after daughter is forced to watch Best Picture winner ‘Moonlight’, stating that movie was about as interesting as staring at her […]

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Neuroscience reveals 4 rituals that will make you happy

Posted by   /  March 15, 2017  /  Health Care, Off-Beat News  /  No Comments

By Eric Barker | The Week ou get all kinds of happiness advice on the Internet from people who don’t know what they’re talking about. Don’t trust them. Actually, don’t trust me either. Trust neuroscientists. They study that gray blob in your head all day and have learned a lot about what truly will make you […]

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Rose Law Group Reporter’s Top 10 Ways You Can Tell If You’re Being Wiretapped

Posted by   /  March 10, 2017  /  Off-Beat News, Rose Law Group  /  No Comments

10. That white van with “Arizona Grocery Delivery” painted on the side has been outside your house for 7 hours. 9. During a call, you hear a song in the background: “I fought the law, and the law won.” 8. Heavy breathing by two people 7. Someone says, “Please speak louder,” and it’s not the […]

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Rose Law Group Reporter Top 10 List of Recent Fake News Stories

Posted by   /  December 1, 2016  /  Off-Beat News, Rose Law Group  /  No Comments

10. Trump credited for Lucid electric car plant coming to Casa Grande 9. Sheriff Joe Arpaio will become new DES director 8. Loop 101 planned for 20 lanes: hundreds of businesses will be shoved out under eminent domain 7. Jake Plummer to replace Todd Graham as ASU football coach 6. Undisclosed Regents report on UA medical […]

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The Donald returns to SNL [VIDEO]

Posted by   /  November 20, 2016  /  Government and Politics, Off-Beat News  /  No Comments

YouTube When faced with making good on his campaign promises, president-elect Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) starts to panic.

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Can you use ‘post-truth’ in a sentence?

Posted by   /  November 17, 2016  /  Off-Beat News, Rose Law Group  /  1 Comment

From Rose Law Group Reporter Growlery (growlery [archaic] a place to retreat to, alone, when ill-humored) By Phil Riske | Senior Reporter/Writer You may now, thanks to Oxford Dictionaries, the so-called global leader in language. Post-truth: An adjective defined as “relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public […]

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The Rose Law Group Grammar Cop returns from extended sabbatical

Posted by   /  October 29, 2016  /  Featured News, Off-Beat News, Rose Law Group  /  1 Comment

And he’s in a bad mood Seems like every time I pick up a newspaper or listen to a TV broadcast I read or hear grammar and other writing booboos committed by those who should know better — the media. Television is a communications medium. Likewise, radio is a medium, and your newspaper is a […]

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Top 10 Voter Fraud Cases Uncovered by Rose Law Group Reporter

Posted by   /  October 27, 2016  /  Off-Beat News, Rose Law Group  /  No Comments

10. Evan Mecham voted in 2012 9. Voting machines at a brothel were certified by the state 8. An elderly Snowflake woman showed a photo of Kim Kardashian as her voter ID. 7. A junior high student from Oro Valley voted disguised as Michael Jackson 6. A majority of voters in a 2004 Mesa City […]

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‘SNL’ recap: Trump doesn’t accept election results there, either

Posted by   /  October 23, 2016  /  Government and Politics, Off-Beat News, PHOTOS/CARTOONS  /  No Comments

By Bill Keveney | USA TODAY For anyone who’s happy that there are no more presidential debates, consider the down side. We likely just got our last Saturday Night Live debate parody featuring Alec Baldwin as “the best-ever Donald Trump” and Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton. The comedic combatants welcomed an A-lister for Saturday’s take […]

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